Yo-Adriane Home Remedy

Bucksta and 'da rest of the Smith clan

Rumor has it my sistah is out sick, yo.

I've tried to call her once today to confirm this, but alas no luck.

Sooooo, I'm think the rumor is true.

No Bucksta chat for today. Waaaahhhhwaaaahhhhh.....

Sooooo, I'm going cheer her up via blog.

Okay, Bucky here's the top ten things that will make you laugh and they are all about my week:

#10 I fried 8 lbs. of hot wings this morning (2 lbs. for the Elders....they're from the South...special request....and 0.5 lbs. for J's lunch and 5.5 lbs for a potluck in one hour) and my hair totally smells like burnt grease (or Chinese food...take your pick)....AND it totally smelled like burnt grease during church...I hope nobody noticed.

#9 I wore a pair of black 1940s-esque pants yesterday (HIGH waist and wide legs) and I thought it was so cool but then Justin came home gave and gave me that look like "Honey, are you wearing old-lady pants...again?"

#8 A new liter of cats is living under our traile...uhumm I mean, mobile housing unit...and causing quite the ruckus. Every time they get into a fight, I swear one of them is going to pop into the house via the heating vent....scarrryyyy!

#7 I broke out with a cluster of zits on my right cheek resemblying the Pleiades.....who knows, maybe Mother Teresa will be next?

#6 I made 250 tortilla wrap thingees yesterday for our Primary activity (as well as a crap load of other stuff) all while listening to Ravi Santra (can't remember if that was his name) 1993's concert in Albert Hall.....just think 90 minutes of Lagaan-esque Indian music....I was quite hypnotized.

#5 At church today, my tights never stayed higher than mid-cheek (I know TMI...my apologies).

#4 I realized this week that gaining weight in my gut has its advantages....my center of gravity is lower and so I can pull out a double pirouette almost every time.

#3 Friday night J and I ate at this Mexican joint in town called "Casa Antigua." We were the only ones there and there was this really sappy Julio Iglesias/Willy Nelson song playing....I really felt like that was as probably as close to a romantic date with my husband as I will get...wahhwahhh.

#2 I actually bought fall decorations for my porch.

#1 The other day I found this 3 inch long blonde hair portruding from my right cheek (the one on my face of course)..how many times do I look in the mirror AND somehow this freak of nature was able to go under the radar????????

Well, Bucky I've had oodles of crazier things happen to me. I guess I'll just have to wait and tell you all about them some other time.

I hope you feel better soon..and the rest of the fam too.

Love ya!

--A